Thursday, August 27, 2009

I am a wealth of knowledge...

So, I got a note from NYC reader thanking me for posting about Alice (I swear, then NEED to market to NYC, hardcore), so I thought I should keep sharing my favorite little gems. No pressure to find this one useful too, but I do!

Taylor doesn't know this, but every Monday and Thursday between 9am and 11am, he has reason to be very, very afraid. Because it is at that time every day that I receive my semi-weekly Shop It To Me Sale Mail alert (cue the "hallelujahs!"). Obviously a play on the phrase "Sock it to me," this site has given me hours of efficient online shopping enjoyment and a few steals since I signed up in May of 2008. Here's how it works.

You sign up on their web site and enter a variety of preferences about the types of clothing you shop for online. Shop It To Me has relationships with many retailers and access to their sale items. Each week, they send out an e-mail listing all the items that fit your criteria and are on sale. You can link directly from the e-mail (complete with photos and prices) to the retailer's web site (no middle man) to buy the item. You can find anything from American Eagle and Gap to Badgley Mishka and Marc Jacobs (you can tell them the maximum price you're willing to pay for an item and the minimum percent off for it to be included in your e-mail). The result looks something like this:


Here are a few deals I've gotten:

August 2009:

These Citizens of Humanity jeans were 50% off, making them just $79! I found out about them before they sold out because of my Shop It To Me e-mail. They were, of course, available in my size - SITM wouldn't show it to me if they weren't!
October 2008

Got these sexy shoes on endless.com (another favorite site for its free OVERNIGHT shipping) but found out about them from SITM. Originally $89, got them for half off!

August 2008

I LOVE this shirt from Banana! I think it was originally like $98, but SITM let me know when it was just $39.99 and I bought it!
I think there have been more things purchased off of SITM, over time but I can't remember them all. There you have it though. www.shopittome.com, go there.

Office pranks are fun!

Hula Hoops + Inflatables + Imagination = A fun prank on the boss

Monday, August 24, 2009

I heart Alice.

I have a new web site obsession. The fact that I have a web site obsession isn't new at all. That's pretty standard for me. Over the years (months?), I've fallen in love with a variety of sites:
  • www.weddingmapper.com
  • www.mapmyrun.com
  • idofoundation.org
  • endless.com (oops!)
  • weddingbee.com
  • and the most shameful, resisted-tooth-and-nail of them all: theknot.com
This may just be my favorite! The web site is called Alice.com. They sell a variety of items, mostly the types of things you can get from places like CVS, Walgreens, or if you're in NYC, Duane Reade. Their name comes from the name of the nanny on The Brady Bunch. Their tagline is "Everyone needs an Alice." They have several "hooks":
  • They sell their products direct from the manufacturer, helping to keep prices low
  • They find and make available manufacturer's coupons so you can save even more
  • They always have free shipping
  • They help busy people keep their home stocked with essentials like TP, paper towel, toothpaste, shampoo and dish soap by allowing you to specify how many people are in your household and how often you typically run out of things. Then, they'll send you a reminder whenever it's time to buy something (but you can choose whether or not to buy it.

Wheat Thins: $4.55
Coffee: $8.74
Storage Containers: $5.85
Mascara: $3.65
Floss: $1.27
Kleenex: 2@$1.68
Face Wash: $5.49

These prices may not seem that amazing to you, but you have to understand that in NYC, most products that you buy in drug stores are marked up about 100% because these places have such ridiculous rents! Alice is an easy way to find the things you need at out-of-town prices. And they deliver via UPS in about 2 business days!

Man, I love Alice!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The drama concludes

Ok, here is the long overdue outcome of my trial, which I'm sure everyone already knows.

We broke for jury deliberations at lunch time on the third day of the trial. The jury received instructions from the judge that went something like this:

  • 6 our of 8 of you must agree on your decision - this is different from criminal trials where there's a jury of 12 and it must be unanimous
  • You must decide a) if each defendant was injured and b) how much money, if any, would reasonably compensate them for their ordeal.
As I mentioned, the two plaintiffs asked for around $4,000 each for their actual treatment and $19,000 for pain and suffering.

I, of course, felt very confident about the outcome of these proceedings, so I anticipated a quick verdict. Taylor and I went and grabbed lunch and waited to hear. No word.

So we took a walk to a boutique nearby. No word.

So we went to buy some MudHens (minor league baseball) tickets. No word.

Ok, NOW I'm getting nervous. What could be taking them so long if they don't all see the obvious (that I'm right)?!

We ran into my lawyer when we returned to the courthouse. No word.

So we went to a coffee shop nearby, bought coffees, and began to play a game of chess. I as winning convincingly when I got a call from my lawyer.

The jury had a question. They wanted to know if they needed to all sign two different forms if they were ruling in favor of the defendant (me). Well this seems like good news! Patrick told them that, yes, they do have to sign two forms, one for each plaintiff indicating that they decided they could not have been injured. Ten minutes later, the bailiff came out to tell us we had a verdict.

Funny sidenote, when the other side's lawyer heard the news of the question the jury had, his reaction was, and I quote "Well, poopy!"

We went into the courtroom and they were actually conducting some other business which was positively comical. Some 50 year old due who was living with his sister was suing some 40 year old dude and his wife who were living with him and apparently had broken a door in a drunken stupor. Classy stuff.

Anyway, the judge paused those titillating proceedings to call in our jury to read the verdict. And it was.....



Unanimous.



They were NOT injured. Not sure why it took 3 hours for them to come to that conclusion, but I took some comfort knowing that even though only 6 of them had to agree, all 8 of them took the time to sign their John Hancock saying that this was all a huge, annoying joke.

So there it is. I am out of the woods. No more trials or depositions, accusations or communications related to this accident from June 10, 2006!

On a final note, the judge did rule that we would have to pay the emergency room fees that the plaintiffs racked up because they were not insured at the time of the accident. Everyone had kind of agreed that it was reasonable for them to be checked out so even though they should have been covered and weren't, we still have to pay it.

And finally, after the trial we waited outside to thank the jury and several of them told us that they were happy that we could start our lives together without this hanging over our head. Yay for getting engagement sympathy!

The End.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I'd just like to point out

That in the 37 months that I have had this blog, I have posted an average of 7 times per month. That's every 4-5 days. I am very proud of that! :) (not counting this post in the average)

I'm sick of the trial coverage, too!

So here are a few photos of how our apartment is shaping up. Basically this is a panoramic view if you stand in one place and turn to the right from the couch to the kitchen. Enjoy!







Monday, August 10, 2009

Court Case Part 3: Closing Arguments

Closing Arguments

So we resume our coverage of Carissa’s Court Case. When we left off, we’d just heard testimony from Dr. DuVall. Now, it is time for closing arguments. dun Dun DUN!!!!

The Plaintiff’s Closing Argument

So as I’ve alluded to throughout our coverage of this breaking story, there were actually 2 plaintiffs AND two skuzzy attorneys involved in this trial. So, they had 2 closing arguments which went over roughly the same points, so I will condense them here.

The Plaintiffs’ attorneys came up with an ingenious structure for their closing. They said that there are basically two ways to look at the world. You can look for the beauty in the world or you can look at the ugly in the world. The beauty, of course, was that his poor, helpless clients were hurt and they were just trying to get what was due to them. The ugly, equally compelling, was me assuming that they were liars and that the chiropractor is a crook. By refusing to pay for their treatment for their beautiful injuries, I am focusing on the ugly fact that this is all a scam and I, myself, am becoming ugly (well I NEVER!)!

They pointed out that their clients clearly weren’t abusing the system, since they only received treatment for 2 months and since have not sought any treatment. The ugly in the world says everyone is playing the system. That’s what Ms. Lucyk seems to think.

All in all, the plaintiffs asked for $9,000 to cover their chiropractor and emergency room visits and then $18,000 in pain and suffering. Bringing the grand total to $27,000!

My Attorney’s Closing Argument (or, “Oh no he DIDN’T call my client UGLY”)

Patrick Schomaker, bless his heart , followed this somewhat convincing closing (I haven’t done it justice, it was a little convincing). But Patrick, too, had a few tricks up his sleeve. He started out by acknowledging that this trial is ugly. You see the best and the worst when you come to court. What we are saying may be ugly, but it’s the ugly truth. And we can’t just ignore the truth based on the convincing tactics of the defense. The truth of the matter is that on June 10, 2006, Carissa Lucyk and the Plaintiffs were involved in a minor car accident in which no injuries were reported. Then, the plaintiffs proceeded to visit a chiropractor 64 times combined over the next 2 months.

What Patrick also pointed out at this point (and what hadn’t come out before) was that the two plaintiffs, whose distinct and severe injuries had been discussed at length, received the exact same treatment. Each time they visited the doctor, each of them received the same 5 treatments, and if you hold their bills up next two each other, they are identical. Now, how is it that two people with different medical histories and different ages just happen to need the exact same treatment by a chiropractor. Sure, there are certain standard treatments, but wouldn’t you expect some variation in their specific needs?

Patrick also pointed out that the two plaintiffs were less than forthcoming on the stand with regard to their previous testimony. They had very little credibility in the eyes of the jury based on this, but I think it helped to drive this point home.

Patrick closed by saying that the ugly truth of this trial is that I was being asked to pay for injuries that were not incurred by the plaintiffs, but that they nonetheless sought extensive treatment for. He reminded the jury how the plaintiff had described her treatment with the chiropractor and asked if I should be responsible for paying for the plaintiff’s wonderful massages in the amount of $27,000? No, that would be ugly.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Engagement Photos!

I'd like to interrupt this boring coverage of Carissa's Court Case for a Special Bulletin! Taylor and I had engagement photos taken a couple of weeks ago and the results are in! Here are some of my favorites! :)








Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Court Case Part 2: The Witnesses

Witnesses

Yes, this was like a real life trial with witnesses, cross-examination, objections and even a few “he’s badgering the witness, your honor!”s It was awesome! Basically, the prosecution (bad guys) had 3 witnesses; the two plaintiffs (the people in the car) and the doctor who treated them. The Defense (the good guys) had 3 witnesses as well; myself, an expert witness, and the police officer who took the police report at the police station the day after the accident. Here’s a brief summary of what went down:

Prosecution’s first witness: The Doctor (duh duh duh!!!)

So, the doctor who conducted the 64 office visits over the course of 2 months, racking up $8,000 in charges for the two plaintiffs was…HOT! I’m not kidding, she was a sexy little Asian chiropractor who is clearly in over her head. The lawyers for the bad guys each had a chance to question her (her name was Dr. Patrice Lee-Seyon). Essentially, in their questioning they were trying to show that the two plaintiffs were injured, went to this chiropractor for treatment, received a reasonable amount of appropriate treatment, and were referred elsewhere when that treatment reached a plateau. Upon cross-examination, my lawyer asked questions that revealed that this doctor works for a clinic that is actually operated by a company in Louisiana and which owns clinics like this all over the country. This doctor was hired right out of chiropractic school (in fact, when the accident happened she had only been working 6 months) and was the ONLY licensed chiropractor in her office. Since she started practicing, she has referred at least 4 patients to the very same lawyers that were representing the plaintiffs in my case. Throughout the initial questioning by the bad guys and my attorney’s cross-examination, it was abundantly clear that this doctor really didn’t know what she was talking about. All the things she would say sounded so vague, they were things I could come up with if I had to. Like:

Q: Doctor, did you examine the neck of Ms. Plaintiff 1? And, if so, what did you find?
A: Yes, I found that she had spasms and decreased range of motion in her neck.
Q: How did you test for that?
A: I felt her neck and could feel the spasming in the muscle and did range of motion tests and found that her motion was limited on all planes.

I mean seriously, I could come up with that stuff.

Also, I didn’t mention this, but the doctor had to end her testimony early on the first day of the trial and she couldn’t come back until noon the next day because she had to tend to her 100 patients a week (the prosecution acted like the fact that she sees so many patients is a good thing, sounds more like she’s running a pretty slick operation). So, we actually had to slip other testimony in between hers, an unusual circumstance that my attorney took in stride.

The Plaintiffs

These women were so useless in their testimony that they don’t even deserve separate descriptions. Essentially, they got up on the stand and, under examination by their respective lawyers, described how much pain they were in following the accident, how they had headaches, backaches, neckaches and were unable to participate in their normal (and OF COURSE, philanthropic or otherwise honorable) activities.

On cross examination, though, my attorney ripped them apart. He basically constantly hammered home how they never mentioned that they were injured during or after the accident. He also had taken deposition testimony from both of them, which is basically when you get to ask questions with a court report present prior to the trial to try to see if there’s any info that you should look into before the trial. My attorney’s strategy was basically to ask all the hard questions during the deposition when they weren’t as “prepared” and then to ask them the same questions in court and, when they inevitably didn’t like their previous answer, remind them of that answer by quoting their deposition. For example, one of the defendants said during her deposition that she hadn’t had headaches before the accident. My attorney went and found that she actually had had headaches and had even gone to the emergency room for them prior to the accident. So he was able to point that answer out and also show evidence that she had been less-than-truthful in her deposition, thereby discrediting her.

That happened about 10 times during each of their testimonies, so by the end, the jury was really doubting their credibility, which is a good thing J

My testimony

My testimony in this case was really not that important, believe it or not. Basically, my lawyer questioned me for about 15 minutes about my background and the accident. His main goal was to show that I am an upstanding person who is telling the truth in this case and rightfully shouldn’t have to pay for these women’s medical expenses.

He also wanted to get out a key piece of information about the case and that is the fact that this accident was so minor that I didn’t even know it had happened until my friend who was in the car with me told me that we had hit someone.

On cross-examination, the other attorney basically tried to show that I must be lying about not feeling the accident based on the damage to my vehicle. He pulled out the photos of our car, which had a dent above the wheel well, and tried to get to the point that I had to have felt it. What he didn’t mention – but I’m sure the jury picked up on – was that the other car actually had NO damage, which is obviously very damaging to their claim that they were injured. Not to mention, the dent in our car happened at about the weakest point on a car, right on the hollow wheel well. Good try, bad guy. His last question for me, which my lawyer later revealed was a setup for another line of questioning, was to ask me if anyone else was in the car with me (yes) and if that person or the other car’s passenger were listed on the police report we filed (no). Nice.

Officer Connie LePla’s testimony (coincidence that her initials are CL, too, I think not!)

Officer Connie LePla, was the officer who took our police report the day after the accident. At that time, her job was to sit at the desk in the Toledo Police Station and handle walk-ins. One of those walk-ins was us reporting our accident. My attorney called her because he wanted to establish that it is part of her job when completing accident reports to ask about injuries and that there’s even a place to indicate “possible injury” but in our case, no injuries or possible injuries were reported. Zing! We did just that and on cross-examination, all the other attorney’s basically did was try to say that perhaps she hadn’t even talked to either plaintiff because she had no independent recollection of us coming in that day (it had been 3 years, and she does this every day, I wouldn’t remember either). But she volunteered that if they were injured, they should have said so. And that was that.

Dr. DuVall, our expert witness

Perhaps no one was more disputed, discredited, or discussed than our expert witness in this trial. From his opening statement, the Plaintiff’s attorney did NOTHING but focus on ways that he could discredit our expert witness. Dr. DuVall was a chiropractor from the Akron, OH area who has been practicing for 30 years. He also does independent reviews of other chiropractors’ work to determine if their treatment was appropriate. He reviews medical records, and renders an opinion, usually as a paid witness for cases like mine. So, the attorney for the bad guys spend a lot of his time focusing on the fact that apparently Dr. DuVall had a low GPA in chiropractic school and he has in the past been very critical of his profession (well, of those like the doctor who treated the Plaintiffs!), how he has been rendering opinions since he was just a year and a half out of school, and how much money he makes doing these reviews. Some of this stuff was compelling, but what I found especially interesting was that the attorney for the plaintiffs spend very little time talking about the actual case that Dr. DuVall was reviewing (his client’s), probably because he knew that, in fact, his review had been accurate.

Another factor in this is that on cross-examination, I was not impressed with our expert witness’s answers to the questions he was asked. When asked how much he makes doing reviews, he got all squirmy and pretended not to know. My feeling is that if you are being paid to research and subsequently testify regarding cases like this, you have to be prepared to sit on the stand and answer tough questions about what you do without feeling bad or getting evasive. I wasn’t impressed with his ability to answer the questions. I think if he was just honest and said “I make $200,000 a year testifying, but that only means that I have very little incentive to lie in any one case, since it only makes up a small amount of my income” it would be very convincing. Instead he tried to shy away from answering, losing trust with the jury. All in all, I think his testimony was a wash, but the jury did get the message that he thought the treatment for the Plaintiffs was not appropriate (and therefore, I shouldn’t have to pay for it).